-Het regent dat het giet
-Het regent pijpenstelen
-Het regent alsof het met emmers uit de hemel wordt gegooid
-De hemelsluizen staan open
-Het regent ouwe wijven
-Het regent kopjes en schoteltjes
-Het regent bakstenen
Al een dag of 9. Het is niet meer leuk. Ik kan de kinderen niet veel langer uit het zwembad houden. En toch, nu het buiten amper 18 graden is en de temperatuur van het water gezakt naar 22, door alle regen, zouden ze er nog inspringen...
Nochtans is iedereen hier blij met de regen. Het was nodig. De reservebekkens zijn weer wat voller en de planten kunnen weer groeien. Maar 9 dagen achter elkaar is gewoon teveel voor Korneel. Dat komt teveel in de buurt van een Belgische herfstdepressie. En daarvoor ben ik niet hier!
Tja je hebt het niet voor het zeggen wat het voor weer dagelijks wordt, soms met regen dat moet je dan maar met een korreltje zout nemen!!!Ookal zou je dan het liefst willen hebben dat het mooier weer zou zijn.Hoop op zegen.
BeantwoordenVerwijderenZondag was het bij ons droog hoor! En volgens mij wonen we maar een paar straten bij jullie vandaan!
BeantwoordenVerwijderenAansluitend, zie de eerste vraag over dit onderwerp...
BeantwoordenVerwijderenThese questions about Australia, were from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual
responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour...
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia ? ( Sweden )
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia ? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane , Cairns , Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK )
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe . Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does
not... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday
night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )
A: You are a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia , but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Do you have perfume in Australia ? ( France )
A: No, WE don't stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia ? ( USA )
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )
A: Only at Christmas.
Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? ( USA )
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first